Dabawenya Babe goes to Hawaii

in a humorous way….
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: “I am very rich.
“Marry me!” - That’s Direct Marketing… “

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You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a
gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and
pointing at you says: “He’s very rich.
“Marry him.” [...]

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Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.
So the husband and the blind man [...]

A man charges into a bank wearing a mask and wielding a handgun.
He shouts ‘this is a raid - everyone get on the floor!!’, and proceeds to empty the cash drawers.
As he runs towards the door with the loot, a brave customer yanks off his mask. The robber immediately shoots the customer and shouts. ‘Did [...]

I got this joke from a forwarded email, you need to check it out..it’s a good one.
When a woman lies
One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, ‘My dear child, why are you crying?’ The [...]

The Silent generation, people born before 1946.
The Baby Boomers, people born between 1946 and 1959.
Generation X, people born between 1960 and 1979.
Generation Y, people born between 1980 and 2008.

Why do we call the last one generation Y?
I did not know, but a caricaturist explains it eloquently below…Learned something new!

This is actually a re-post, I published this joke a year ago but until now..it still and will always left me laughing..read on..
Naay 3 ka laki nakasala sa ilang tribu. Si Juan, Pedro ug Berto.
Chief: Kuha mo 10 ka prutas na 1 lang ka klase. Balik dayon, ha!
Una nibalik si Juan, dala santol.
Chief: Isulod sa [...]

I was on a panel for prospective jury duty. The first lawyer questioning us began right off as an intimidating showman and asked the question, “Do any of you here today dislike lawyers?”
Before the pause became too long, the judge announced, “I do.”