The Perfect Filipina Wife

Just for laughs!

This Filipino couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although he was very much in love, couldn’t wait to go into town and party with his old buddies, so he said to his wife:

“Maganda kong asawa, I’ll be right back….” “Where are you going, guapo kong asawa….? asked the wife.
“I’m going to the bar, Mahal. I’m going to have a beer.” The wife says to him, “You want a beer, my lub …?”

Then she opens the door to the refrigerator and shows him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different
countries: “Tignan mo nga yan state side pa, Germany, Holland, Japan, India…..”

The husband doesn’t know what to do, and the only thing that he can think of saying is: “Yes, puso ko…. but the bar…
you know…. the frozen glass….”

He didn’t finish the sentence, when the wife interrupts him by saying, “Ay nako, pa prozen-prozen glass pa.” She takes
a huge beer mug out of the freezer so frozen that she was getting chills holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale says: “Pero sa bar they have those hors d’oeuvres that are really delicious….I won’t be
long. I’ll be right back. I promise, OK….?”

“You want hors d’oeuvres, swithart…?” She opens the oven and takes out 15 dishes of different hors d’oeuvres: chicken
wings, pigs in a blanket, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.

“But LUB naman…..at the bar….you know….the swearing….the dirty words and all that….”

“You want dirty words, huwag kang mag-alala kaya kong mag bastos…..

HERE, INUMIN MO NA ITONG PUTANG INANG
BEER NA NASA PROZEN
CUP ATCHAKA KAININ MO NA ITONG
PUTRAGIS NA ORDERBS. AKALA MO
MAKAKALABAS KA SA BAHAY … HAYOP KA!!!!!

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