Bisaya Espisyal

Oh, I just finished cooking today and the left side of my mouth is still numb (lolz, that means I can’t eat yet )..we went to my dentist this morning to get my fillings done. Well, its not yet done, the right portion still needs to be fixed but anyway, let me give you some laugh time.

Here’s some jokes from James.

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Mga Bisaya’y di ko maintindihan.
Inglis nang isda — pis; nang mukha — pis;
nang pandikit — pis; nang kapayapaan –
pis;
tinanong pa ako kung saan ako nakatera
– Pis I or pis II.
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Anak; Unsay escalator, Tay ?
Tatay: Hagdan saka kanaog.
Anak: Kanang elevator?
Tatay: Kahon sakyan saka kanaog.
Anak: Calculator, Tay?
Tatay: Kana, wa pa ko kasakay.
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2 ka misis nangamote…
misis1: mahinumdon gyug ko sa ITLOG sa
akong BANA aning KAMOTEHA.
misis 2: sa KADAK-ON?
misis 1: DILI,..sa KABULINGON!!
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Husband (hubog) : Darling , atong CR ba,
Morag gi-abat!?
Wife : Ngano man?
Husband: Kay kada abli nako sa door,
mosiga man ang suga.
Wife: Animal ka!! Ikaw diay nangihi sa
pridyeder!!
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James actually posted this one on his friendster bulletin on which he labeled “Tambal sa Kamingaw”. Thanks James!

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