– If it was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor!
– Shouting to make your children obey is like using the horn to steer your car, and you get about the same results.
– The smartest advice on raising children is to enjoy them while they are still on your side.
– Avenge yourself — live long enough to be a problem to your children.
– The best way to keep kids at home is to give it a loving atmosphere ~~ and hide the keys to the car.
– Parents: People who bare infants, bore teenagers, and board newlyweds.
– The joy of motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the children are finally in bed.
– Life’s golden age is when the kids are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car.
– Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.
– Grandparents are similar to a piece of string ~ handy to have around and easily wrapped around the fingers of grandchildren.
– There are three ways to get something done: Do it yourself, hire someone to do it, or forbid your children to do it.
– Adolescence is the age when children try to bring up their parents.
– Cleaning your house while your kids are at home is like trying to shovel the driveway during a snowstorm.
– Oh, to be only half as wonderful as my child thought I was when he was small, and half as stupid as my teenager now thinks I am.
– Adolescence is the age at which children stop asking questions because they know all the answers.
– An alarm clock is a device for awakening people who don’t have small children.
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I got this in my inbox this morning and viola, it made me smile. I am one of those many who’s just starting weaving the next phase of life and dream. Few months from now, I’m gonna be starting a new chapter..I always have this mix emotion. Ganito pala ang feeling ng malapit ng ikasal at lumagay sa tahimik. But I’m always thankful to Carlo (my fiance), his love eases every fear I’m feelin, lahat nawawala, the feeling of security and the assured love; feels like ‘ako ang pinakamagandang babae sa balat ng lupa’ haha.
I’m inspired by the words I clipped above, alam mo yung excited ka to experience those things, I remember this promise…‘To have and to hold..For richer and for poorer..Till death do us part’
This made my day 
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